Sunday, July 12, 2009

Olympic bid funded by brothel

So, what's wrong with it?

If anyone objects perhaps they should pony up the money themselves?

Logan Campbell, who finished in the top 16 in the taekwondo featherweight division at the Beijing Olympics, has set up a 'high-class gentleman's club' in Auckland, the Sunday Star Times said.

Campbell's Beijing campaign cost about $NZ 150,000 ($121,000), most of which came from his parents, and he says he set up the brothel because he was sick of relying on their help.

Licensed prostitution is legal in New Zealand.
Read more.

Not blaming the Jews or The West

Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment

A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a "genie" to court, accusing it of theft and harassment, reports say.

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

more

Play the game!

Click on the game for a link to the rules...

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!

Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.

Wanna play? No???

Too bad, you're already playing... And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

Insiders now.

About China.

About Australia's and Australian's dealings with China.

Glenn Milne said that we must not forget that China is a totalitarian regime, and we are shocked when something like this happens to bring us back to that realisation.

Your Shout was great. Farmers, country people, saying what they think of Rudd and his economic policy - and it wasn't at all flattering.

Julie Bishop was great!

Paul Kelly: China has spent a lot of time and energy to demonstrate that its commercial interests are separate from the government; he says China is confusing state secrets with commerical-in-confidence information - I doubt that China is confused at all. It suits China to act this way, to make a point... China has treated Australia with a disrespect and disdain.
Kelly also says Rudd is in trouble over this.
Kelly speaks of the economic situation in Aus, we're doing well. The stimulus has worked.

Funny that. I thought it had something to do with the buoyant financial condition that the previous government left us in.


Talking Pictures, Patrick Cook summarises Rudd's G8 performance: Kevin, on the outside, nose pressed to the glass... Wearing the uniform, singing lustily with the team, but he never went on the field.
More Kudelka here at the Australian.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oh My Goodness! Update

Just heard the news preview.

Channel 9 - following the shooting of a business man in Brisbane during the week a "person of interest" was found standing beside his car with a weapon outside a local Valley cop shop, where he shot himself dead.

POLICE are investigating whether a man found shot dead outside a police station is linked to a fatal shooting in inner-city Brisbane which occurred yesterday.

At about 8pm last night police were following a vehicle of interest through Laidley, a town west of Brisbane, before losing sight of it.

Queensland Police Union president Ian Leavers said two officers then arrived at the Spicers St station to find the man next to the car with a firearm, before he took his life.
More here.

Good grief. Now I've heard everything. Because the man killed himself outside the police station the death is being treated as a death in cutody. He wasn't under arrest. This is how you skew statistics.

*****
Oh, and there's one less paedophile thieving oxygen tonight. Robert "Dolly" Dunne died in prison . My friend was working at the prison when Dunne was brought it (she was also there when the a prisoner escaped from Silverwater Prison in a helicopter!).

Update:
More on the murder/suicide, as Egg mentioned in comments, it appears to have been a custody/divorce issue, the murderer is believed to be the victim's brother-in-law.

Mr Foot was killed with a single shot to the face from a high-powered rifle.

Police believe his assassin was a former brother-in-law, who later committed suicide outside a police station in Laidley, west of Ipswich.

Friends say the tragic murder-suicide was motivated by a bitter custody battle with Mr Foot's ex-wife, Amanda Hoolahan, for the couple's 18-month-old son.

Mr Foot and Ms Hoolahan, who was his second wife, were married only briefly. Mr Foot also had two daughters, aged 14 and 18, from his previous marriage.


Those poor kids.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Big day out

On Tuesday, in the morning, Bundy (the old grey muzzled fellow pictured) and Meggie went to the animal physiotherapy class. They were very well behaved, calm and relaxed. Meggie is a flighty little thing, a nervous nellie and was not very cooperative, until she found where I had the doggie treats. Then she just wouldn't go anywhere.

Bundy behaved very well, and allowed them to do almost anything and everything. He was very cooperative, and not bothered at all by the attention. He has no arthritis and seems to have no pain. The physio said there is a degenerative spinal disease that shepherds get and it looks like Bundy has that, with muscle wasting. I think it's called Degenerative Myelopathy (DM, it’s been likened to MS in humans). Some dogs have been known to show signs of this disease as early as age 5, others as old as 14 years. I’m glad that Bundy seems to have developed this problem and the muscle wasting only in the last 12 months or so. He was clipped in January and I noticed how thin he was, and Meg was fat, so I assumed that she had been gobbling his food as soon as he walked away (she’s a guts, the only doggie guts I’ve ever had, all four of the others have been grazers).

Bundy also shows age related degeneration in his front paws, that’s what I heard from the discussion, his carpals are collapsing. Poor old fellow.

After over an hour with the physios, Bundy and Meg were chauffeured home. They both fell asleep in the back seat, too tired from their big excursion to sit up and look what was going on. Poor little mites!

Getting Bundy out of the car was a bit of a problem, the first time he got into the car he was fine, just jumped up and onto the back seat. Getting out was different. He can’t see the ground (he’s blind), he can see something at about his front paws distant from his face, but further and he can’t see. And you can’t talk to him and reassure him because he’s deaf. Poor old thing.

Floyd was very happy when I brought them home. He had been making sooking noises about them going and him not. (The neighbour said he wasn't making too much noise, they didn't notice.)

Floyd has always been a bit shy about getting into the car. He seemed pretty keen on Tuesday, maybe because he saw the others go out and then come back, and he could smell them in the car. He didn’t get impatient in the car (sometimes he would bark and go a bit crazy in the short trip up the valley to the markets!). He was so good for the physio. The lecturer said it was good to see the very old dog, the middle aged dog and Floyd, she remembered Bundy and Meggie from 5 years before when she was doing the course.

Floyd also fell asleep in the car on the way home, but like the kid he is, he fought it! He slept for a few hours in the afternoon, and the next morning he slept in, too. He was very calm that night, not jumping around a lot, just wanted to be close to me. At work there's a building site and it was very noisy with clunking and banging and noises from pneumatic tools and so on, and this really freaked Floyd out, he was freaked out by one noise which we couldn't hear even on the other side of the campus. There's a bloke up the back with an earthmoving business and when he gets home at about half-past-dark there's clunking and banging like the tailgate on his dumptruck banging and clanging. Those noises were freaking Floyd out a little bit. But he was OK today and later last night with the noises.

He learns so quickly! He has trained me that when he puts the knotted rope down at my feet I know to stand on it and he plays tug-o-war, or I grab it and he plays the same game. If I tell him "Leave!" he will let go of the rope. He knows the game is over when I say "Leave!" and then drop the rope toy.

I wrote this last night once, and before I could save it I rested my wrist on the mouse part of the laptop and the whole lot VANISHED!

Grrrrr!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A Jackson impersonator....

Imagine a cross between Jackson....

and Flacco!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Forget swine flu, it's an obesedemic!

I know, I'm watching on television right now.

Royal Australian Mint opened to the public for the first time

Amazing.

Just heard this news report.

When I was in primary school, in the mid 60s, one of the school excursions was to Canberra, Australia's Capital. It was a real adventure, we stayed in a motel overnight. While there we visited Parliament House, The Australian War Memorial, and the Royal Australian Mint, amongst other places.

Tonight I hear a news report that the Royal Australian Mint has opened to the public for the first time.

What were we school kids, chopped liver?

Unfortunately they don't give free samples...

Monday, July 6, 2009

Sharpe Attack

Pointed at protesters.

Rove McManus funny - finally found something funny by Rove

I thought this concept was funny. Rove funny, I know it's a rarity, but here it is:

Truth is stranger

I was amused by this terribly non-PC joke which I received some time ago via email from a friend who shall remain nameless.

Fire Brigade

Did you hear about the fire in the five storey apartments in Toronto?

A Muslim family of six lived on the first floor.
They all perished in the fire.

A Pakistani family of eight lived on the second floor.
They also perished.

A Jamaican family (mother & five children) lived on the third floor.
They too perished.

A First Nations family of 8 lived on the fourth floor.
They too perished.

A white couple lived on the fifth floor
They survived.

The local Muslim, Pakistani, Jamaican and Native societies demanded to know why the whites survived when the others didn't.

The fire brigade said the answer was simple.
The white couple was at work when the fire broke out.
Today I saw this news of an awful tragedy, however, I wonder where the problem is that caused this outcome.

Fountains

I miss fountains and decorative art including water features.

When the drought breaks, when more dams are built, when AGW/CC is proven to be a crock, will we get our beautiful, cooling* fountains back?

And our lovely public gardens?

*Update: cooling, not cooking. Arrgh

A vain little twerp

OMG

I've just noticed Kevin's comb over!

Check out the picture here...

Famous death

Will he be buried in his full stage costume? (Question by Kerrie-Ann K)

Hello? He wore costumes all the time, whether on or off stage. How can anyone see the difference?

Musing about the overload of MJ on all the magazines at the newsagents, I wondered aloud whether to buy one... Then said, "Hmm. No. Don't need that." Then said to the young girl at the counter "Did you hear, Michael Jackson died!" As if I was astonished.

She didn't get my nuanced sarcasm, and asked if I'd seen any news reports. The young fellow at the counter got the picture, as she did when I said I'd seen it all, and was over it.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Holiday Blargle

Hi

I'm holidays. Only for two weeks 'cos I have to be back for O week. I can't afford to go away, I've got a raft of bills due and the holiday away would just max out the credit card... besides, having to be back for O week means that if I visited all the people I wanted to see down south I'd have to rush everywhere, and it's just not relaxing having to be here or there in a time frame - to me that's not a holiday. I really like people and spending time with friends is important, I don't have to be entertained by visiting places or sightseeing (except in Canberra I wanted to spend a day or so at the Australian War Memorial), just the time with friends is enough.

Besides, it's bloody cold down there this time of year! I've had to buy warm clothes now I'm working locally 'cos I'm feeling the cold. (It was 3 degrees thismorning, but I was snug as a bug under my doona!)

I will go south later in the year... when it's warmer perhaps? And when there are no events or deadlines which I have to be back for.

Today I spent some time with MDFD. We hit the shops. I spent a small fortune. I bought a Nintendo DS Lite with a brain game, the chap in J&B gave me a good deal. I found my new every-day dinner set in Target for 25% off (I buy two to make place settings for 8, each set was only $30). New underwear (support-type), some sox (I've realised that my ankles swell during the day and the sox I have that are good are too tight around my ankles, I end up with divots in the skin around my ankles which cut off my circulation!).

Arbib nailed to the spot by Uhlmann

Check out Insiders.

Arbib is creating a vortex talking about the big spending by the ALP on stimulus as oppposed to Uhlmann's pointed description of this spending as pork barrelling, with $3.7M spent on signs, and the profligate waste of so many of the projects.

Your Shout?
Another group of interviewees having a love-in for the ALP.
Do they ever find anyone who doesn't like the ALP?

Bill Leak on "Talking Pictures" NOW! Go to BLeak's Gallery at The Australian, look at cartoon No. 405. Bruno & Kevin on Rove, it's a chuckle.


Saturday, July 4, 2009

4th of July!

New dinosaurs discovered in Australia

There have been some amazing paeleontological discoveries recently in Australia. These dinosaurs are the most complete skeletons found in Australia.
CANBERRA, Australia — It was a 1,100 pound meat-eating predator with three slashing claws on each of its powerful forelimbs that stalked the Outback 98 million years ago.

Scientists have now confirmed for the first time that the big, fast dinosaur lived in Australia - and they've named it like something from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Meet the Australovenator.

The beast was a 1,100 pound meat-eating predator with three slashing claws on each of its powerful forelimbs that stalked the Outback 98 million years ago, researchers said in a report published Friday.

What idiot thought up that stupid, stupid name? Australovenator?

Can I just correct a something in the report?

The finders nicknamed the 16-foot long carnivore, Australovenator wintonensis, "Banjo," after the poet A.B. "Banjo" Paterson who in 1885 penned Australia's unofficial anthem "Waltzing Matilda" on a sheep ranch near Winton — a cattle town that lies closest to where the dinosaur bones were found. Banjo's Latin name means "Winton's Southern Hunter."

In Australia we don't have "ranches", they're called Stations, it's a Sheep Station. Read more here.

I've been to Winton in Qld, the ex was born there and we had a trip there in about 1994 via many other interesting towns and sights on our way to the sister in law's wedding in Townsville. We also visited the Venus Battery, a gold mine in Charters Towers. I quite liked Charters Towers.

Unfortunately we didn't get to see the site of the plane crash (QANTAS, 03 Oct 1934, near Winton, Australia, de Havilland DH-50A) near Winton, nor did we see the birthplace of QANTAS*, and we didn't get to Lark Quarry, it was a side trip we didn't have time for. Lark Quarry is where a lakeside has been fossilised and you can still see the footprints of the animals which came to drink and walked across the mud flat.

About/Where Is Winton, Queensland? Don't bother with the pictures, they're woeful after the statue and windmill.

Many years ago, as a young teenager, I visited a place called Chillagoe in North Queensland. There are caves at Chillagoe, both limestone and closeby** there are lava tubes (Undara Lava Tubes, I have never been there but I would love to look - though I have been to Hawaii in 1991). In Chillagoe the family and others were caving, mapping caves, searching for new caves, and on one trip there a few paeleontologically inclined speleologists recovered a rare fossilised crocodile skull from Fossil Cave. A stinking, hot, humid, horrible close-to-the-surface tunnel reached from a small hole in the ground. (Memory's not fantastic, I was only 13 and it was 37 years ago.)

*Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service (Qantas) was formed in Winton in November 1920 and its first board meeting held in the Winton Club on February 21, 1921.

** closeby in this case is within a day's drive.

Speaking of plastic....

When I heard that the family and Al Sharpton were organising the funeral/memorial ceremony for MJ my immediate thought was, "He's just died and now the circus begins."

Now I've seen reports on TV that tickets, yes, tickets to the MJ Memorial are selling for $1,500.

WTF?

They should shoot these scalpers. (Update: The tickets are free and are being drawn in a lottery.)

Though judging from the people interviewed who adored MJ there'd be some silly enough to pay that much to attend a memorial service.

That's disgusting.

Plastic is not forever

Well, well, well. Who'da thunk it?

Works of art and historical pieces held in galleries and museums around the world are degenerating and disintegrating.

Priceless historical pieces, for example, the first plastic toothbrush, are crumbling.

A handful of unstable, "malignant" plastics are responsible for most of the carnage. Cellulose nitrate was the first widely used plastic (it dates to the early 1830s); it was used to make the film in reel-to-reels. It's remembered today for being a notorious fire hazard: Billiard balls made of cellulose nitrate would occasionally explode on contact, and the plastic was responsible for the destruction of many early movie theaters, as hot projection booths caused the film to catch fire. For safety reasons, cellulose acetate, the material Gabo used, began to replace cellulose nitrate in many applications in the 1930s, though it wasn't any more durable. Because both plastics were based on readily available plant matter (cellulose is the main component of a plant's cell walls), they found widespread use until the 1970s, despite their flaws.

More recently, manufacturers and artists have turned to latex and wholly synthetic plastics like PVC or polyurethane. But these plastics have also proved feeble over the long term. At a molecular level, plastics are long chains of a single molecule repeated over and over. Such long chains would be uselessly brittle on their own, but chemists realized they could add chemicals, called "plasticizers," whose molecules work their way between the chains and soften the plastics up. This greatly increased malleability, and virtually all plastics today employ plasticizers. Unfortunately, plastics will squeeze the plasticizers out over time. This process pushes the chemicals to the surface of the object, leaving the underlying plastic fragile. Different plastics deteriorate in different ways under different conditions, depending on what plasticizers or dyes were added. But the end result tends to be forms of matter rarely seen outside the reject piles of industrial chemistry labs. You can recognize "bleeding" or "weeping" plastics by the slimy plasticizers pooling on their surfaces. Other plastics push powder to their surfaces and feel sugary to the touch.
Myself, I'm quite taken with the exploding billiard balls, it would sure make a game of pool at the pub interesting!

It gets worse:

Worst of all, when plastics weep and bleed they can corrupt everything around them. Chemicals evaporate from their surface and acidify any moisture inside a display case. This causes mini bouts of acid rain that in turn eat away at the plastic in nearby objects—as well as any cloth, metal, or paper in those objects. Curators can lay down special carbon cloths beneath a plastic object to absorb some acid, but some plastics have to be quarantined immediately. Museums have also used plastics to coat nonplastic objects like silver (to prevent tarnishing) and paintings (to prevent flaking). But plastic coatings often "bloom" and turn opaque or "crizzle" (i.e., wrinkle) like dried rubber cement, changes that can damage the very object the coating was meant to preserve.
Read more.

I bet those enviro bags have a half life much longer than the crumbly, cracky plastics self destructing in the museums and art galleries of the worl.

Thanks to Minicapt!

Time Team digs up Glenrowan looking for Ned Kelly

It should be interesting.

Thursday 8:30pm on ABC.

I don't for a moment think that Ned Kelly was some kind of hero. I just think the programme will be very interesting, as most of the Time Team digs are.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Boy on a bike: Green madness in Byron

Boy on a bike: Green madness in Byron

WTF is this window for comments? I'm all thrown out now!

I read yesterday about a council which is resuming seaside land (I think they're resuming it), using ratepayer's money, because when the sea rises 2cm, 10cm, 20cm, 0.5m, 1m, 3m, 6m, 10m, 100m, select your height, they want to have a zone...

nongs.

To keep them out

or in?

Thursday, July 2, 2009

A closer look at ALP policy (sorry)

This is gross. Click at your own risk.

No matter what, you can't polish it... you might be able to pretty it up a bit, disguise it a little, but the stink is still there....